You can fool most of the people most of the time.

As a general thing, I have not 'duped the world' nor attempted to do so... I have generally given people the worth of their money twice told.

There is no greater picture than that of 10,000 smiling children. No brighter music than their clear-ringing laughter. That I, with my small amusements, have created such precious art is my life's proudest achievement.

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

Never attempt to catch a whale with a minnow.

Without publicity a terrible thing happens: nothing.

If I shoot at the sun, I may hit a star.