I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta get home, man, Family Guy's on! I gotta race to my TV before I miss the episode of Family Guy!" I'm not one of those guys.