I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's their mother: "Wah! Did you see what he did?" Then they get back to playing soccer again.

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.