I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

Don LaFontaine was very intelligent. He used to say to me, "Always save your money, son". And I said, "Can I start doing voiceovers?" And he said, "You can, Pablo. You can. Don't worry, we'll talk about that later."