Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

Nowadays there are so many stars on television.There are all these generic stars now.There's Dave Caruso...Dave Caruso's kind of fun: "I know he killed your family...but he won't do it again." He says the stupidest sh*t. "I know he shot your children, but he won't do it any more." There isn't really a recognisable personality out there.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.