I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone, the same McDonalds, the same everything. Everything was designed by the same guy. They must have saved a lot of money when they designed all the cities.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?