I am a fascist, not a racist.
Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.
Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.
Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we?
David James is a cretin.
Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.