We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

People with ambition want Paolo Di Canio.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.

Imagine if for years your habit is to use the phone when you're having a massage on the bed, even one minute before going out to train? For 25 days I accepted this, because my first priority was to work on the field. However, I've said that from now if someone comes inside with a mobile phone, even in their bag, I'll throw it in the North Sea. They're banned.

Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.