I don't really think, I just walk.

You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.

Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid.

My favorite toast is rye toast.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

Not every heiress is famous. Or fun. There are a lot of boring heiresses out there.

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.