Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I don't really think, I just walk.

I've just always had a boyfriend my whole life, and I've - now I'm really focusing on myself and I think that's more important right now.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

I have 17 dogs and I like to dress them, so I started designing this clothing line and it's really cute, like dresses and jeans - everything you can imagine for humans, but for dogs.

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.