I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.

I don't enjoy going out anymore It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

People just - they don't really know me. They see me on "The Simple Life," they think that's really who I am.

I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.

Being a President I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America's role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.