My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake.

I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am.

It hurts that, you know, the media's made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character-they think that I don't have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.

I won't have a cabinet as a President; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.