It will work. I am a marketing genius.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep on lasting.

I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

You are all so lucky to be living here. If I live in Manila I would definitely live in Azure.

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.