When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

Being a President I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America's role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.