I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

Whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.