I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I’m not, like, that smart.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.