If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.

Every girl is beautiful if they have the ability to believe in themselves.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

Whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.