No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

People just - they don't really know me. They see me on "The Simple Life," they think that's really who I am.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.