All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over'.

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy...you'll, like, die of AIDS.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

I'm a really good person. I'm down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I'm just like everybody else.