I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!

Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

Whole life have balance. Everything be better. Understand?

A lot happens in 20 years.

I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.