One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.

I see myself as an artist who happens to do cartoons.

I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it.

If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater readership than I have.

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to.

Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.