One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.

I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!

I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it.

I can always see what I've done wrong. I'm always learning. I'm the perennial student.

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as the people involved in it.

Journalism was looked upon as a more noble thing than it is now. I don't know if it carries the same cachet that it did then.