I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater readership than I have.

So many cartoonists draw the same year after year. When they find a style, they stick with it. They don't mess with innovation, and they become boring.

An outsider's point of view is always handy.

I see myself as an artist who happens to do cartoons.

We're all idealistic when young.