I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!

One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon.

I can always see what I've done wrong. I'm always learning. I'm the perennial student.

If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater readership than I have.

Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.

I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders nobody knows.