If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrity hood......Trust me, one's view of the world isn't any clearer from the back seat of a limo.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.