I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.