I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier than developing some grand new ideas or policies on which to campaign.

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.