Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrity hood......Trust me, one's view of the world isn't any clearer from the back seat of a limo.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers