Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in recent years. There is a reason they keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. And it's not fraud and it's not dirty politics and it's not stupid voters. It's the plain and simple fact that the majority of those who vote don't like them.

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.