Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in recent years. There is a reason they keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. And it's not fraud and it's not dirty politics and it's not stupid voters. It's the plain and simple fact that the majority of those who vote don't like them.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers