Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers