Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.