I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part of a crowd enraptured by the presence of Bill Clinton, and then having to listen to a speech by John Kerry!

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.