Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrity hood......Trust me, one's view of the world isn't any clearer from the back seat of a limo.