Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrity hood......Trust me, one's view of the world isn't any clearer from the back seat of a limo.

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.