Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part of a crowd enraptured by the presence of Bill Clinton, and then having to listen to a speech by John Kerry!

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier than developing some grand new ideas or policies on which to campaign.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.