That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.