Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier than developing some grand new ideas or policies on which to campaign.

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers