Maybe I should go back to teaching school about crazy people instead of being one. (Jim Alvin)

Americans in particular are oddly innocent in their faith that science holds explanations for everything.

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

That’s a pretty lame superhero name,” I told him. “Scooby-Doo is already taken,” he said with dignity. “Anything else sounds lame in comparison.

Coyote never loses. Because I change the rules of the games my enemies play. What are the rules of your game?

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father.

You can't cage an eagle for long without destroying it.