But that's typical of me. "This is going to end in tears," I tell myself every time I balance a cup of coffee on the upholstered arm of the chair I'm sitting on. And then, lo and behold, the cup topples and even before it lands, I tell myself, "Told me so!" Not to spell out, or spill out, one of the metaphors of my life, but I always do the stupid thing and then I do it again. I never learn.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

Every nuclear bomb is an Auschwitz waiting to happen.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed.

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting