Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies.
New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.
Every nuclear bomb is an Auschwitz waiting to happen.
Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.
Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.
I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.