New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.
Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.
Every nuclear bomb is an Auschwitz waiting to happen.
The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.
"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.
There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.