Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.