Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
A star on top will complete all the scenery!
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!