Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.