Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.