Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.