Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.