Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

Calling is for #‎ Men - Texting is for #‎ Teenagers .

I used to practice Wicca.

I was single for a really long time, then I realized I had abandonment issues. Then I found love online.

I was a D student in high school and on the dean's list in college.