Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

I'm very quiet and shy in my personal life, as hard as that is to believe.

f you have been divorced once - male or female, but especially for females - and you’re over 40 you’re actually a commodity. It means you were able to commit once, and you’ll do it again.

Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.