It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.

The truly great actors, like Charlize Theron, are just like, "I'm an actor. For hire. I show up, I do my job." There's no "I'm just waiting for the inspiration." They just do their jobs. They say, "Let's go over the scene a few times and get it."

The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on.

I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. And then with MySpace, I just don't read messages. I delete everything, and I just post updates every now and then.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.