This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.