With acting, you see some of the kids are literally just off the street, untrained, and they are great. And others are off the street, untrained, and kind of horrible.

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.

Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, This is where I wanna be.

There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.

Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous.