Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we're in.

I hate all sidekicks.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?