I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

When you put an album out, you can't do any material from the album if people are paying to see you.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more.

I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.