If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of them were very funny, but there's nothing worse than watching comedians or musicians who are up there and are doing something they're not interested in.

I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.