If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, "Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong." No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that&#Array; you know what I mean?

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying to connect with anybody. And there are other people who are on social media because they need to connect.