I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.