Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.

The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on.

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the "Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway."

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.