I'm grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over.

I'm grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over. I have a lot of friends who were stand-ups, and they just stopped after a while, because they didn't like that battle. And then they would get on a sitcom and get visible and get back into it, because the audience was just way easier on them. That's why they're okay stand-ups, but they're never going to be great, because they don't have that presence. They never built those muscles up.

I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.

With acting, you see some of the kids are literally just off the street, untrained, and they are great. And others are off the street, untrained, and kind of horrible.

We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.