There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else."

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly how they appear and how they exit. They're more fascinated with the process.

There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.

Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous.