There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else."

I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That scene is genius. Brilliantly acted.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.

It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San Francisco and met people who really knew who the hell they were - that I kind of caught up in a hurry.

All the truly great stand-ups say, "I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work." To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.

There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying to connect with anybody. And there are other people who are on social media because they need to connect.