When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

Always attack, never defend.

If my wife hears one more report that I'm joining Hillary's campaign I'm going to have to go in the Pundit Protection Program.

[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

See, I think if it just became who's sleeping with whom, then there's no reason to prefer one party over the other, 'cause the truth is we're all sinners.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.