May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.

The more innocuous the name of a weapon, the more hideous its impact. Some of the most horrific weapons of the Vietnam era were named Bambi, Infant, Daisycutter, Grasshopper, and Agent Orange. Nor is the trend new: From the past we have Mustard Gas, Angel Chasers [two can-nonballs linked with a chain for added destruction], and the Peacemaker, to name a few.)