The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.