May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.
No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.
The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.
The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.
The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.